Stats as a Player
Game	Pts	GP	G	A	Hat	PMkr
6/12/2004 (W vs Just a Team)	1	1	0	1
6/26/2004 (W vs We Don't Care)	1	1	0	1
6/27/2004 (W at Hurricanes)	3	1	2	1
7/18/2004 (L at Pirates)	0	1	0	0
7/24/2004 (L vs Morons)	1	1	1	0
7/30/2004 (W at Maple Leafs)	1	1	1	0
7/31/2004 (W vs Puck Abduckters)	1	1	1	0
8/7/2004 (W vs Puck Abduckters)	10	1	8	2	Hat
8/8/2004 (L vs Warpigs)	3	1	1	2
8/15/2004 (Pla W vs Puck Abduckters)	2	1	2	0
Regular Season Totals as a Player:	21	9	14	7	1	0
Playoff Totals as a Player:	2	1	2	0	0	0

Stats as a Goalie
Game	GAA	Min	Shots	Saves	GA	GP	Sv%	SO	Result
Sorry, no games played as Goalie