Stats as a Player
Game	Pts	GP	G	A	Hat	PMkr
3/13/2004 (W vs morons)	0	1	0	0
3/21/2004 (L at we don't care)	0	1	0	0
3/28/2004 (W at pirates)	1	1	1	0
4/3/2004 (W at cavemen)	1	1	0	1
4/4/2004 (W at phoenix ignition)	1	1	1	0
4/16/2004 (L at maple leafs)	0	1	0	0
4/18/2004 (W vs warpigs)	1	1	0	1
4/24/2004 (W at ticks)	1	1	0	1
4/25/2004 (L at just a team)	1	1	0	1
5/1/2004 (Pla W vs puck abduckters)	1	1	1	0
5/2/2004 (Pla L vs we don't care)	1	1	1	0
Regular Season Totals as a Player:	6	9	2	4	0	0
Playoff Totals as a Player:	2	2	2	0	0	0

Stats as a Goalie
Game	GAA	Min	Shots	Saves	GA	GP	Sv%	SO	Result
Sorry, no games played as Goalie