Stats as a Player
Game	GP	Pts	A	G	PIM
4/27/2014 (L at Roadkill)	1	2	0	2	0
5/4/2014 (T vs Manscapers)	1	3	1	2	0
5/11/2014 (W at Lefty's)	1	1	0	1	0
5/27/2014 (W at Jets)	1	4	3	1	0
6/23/2014 (W vs Manscapers)	1	3	2	1	0
7/14/2014 (L vs Jets)	1	1	0	1	0
7/20/2014 (L vs Cenci's Sauce)	1	1	1	0	0
8/1/2014 (Pla L at Jets)	1	0	0	0	0
Regular Season Totals as a Player:	7	15	7	8	0
Playoff Totals as a Player:	1	0	0	0	0

Stats as a Goalie
Game	GP	Min	Result
Sorry, no games played as Goalie