Stats as a Player
Game	GP	Pts	A	G	Pen	PIM	Hat	PMkr
6/28/2009 (L vs The Drillers)	1	3	0	3	0	0	Hat
7/6/2009 (L vs Turd Furguson)	1	1	0	1	0	0
7/13/2009 (L at Mon Valley Gentleman)	1	5	0	5	0	0	Hat
7/19/2009 (L at Channel 4)	1	2	0	2	0	0
7/20/2009 (L at Rome)	1	1	1	0	0	0
7/21/2009 (W vs The Drillers)	1	2	0	2	1	2
7/29/2009 (L vs Channel 4)	1	1	0	1	1	2
Regular Season Totals as a Player:	7	15	1	14	2	4	2	0

Stats as a Goalie
Game	GA	GP	A	Min	Pen	PIM	Result	SO	GAA
Sorry, no games played as Goalie