Stats as a Player
Game	Pts	G	A	GP
9/9/2007 (W at Prosperity Mapleleafs)	9	8	1	1
9/11/2007 (W at Short Bus Boys)	9	6	3	1
9/16/2007 (W at Oilers)	12	7	5	1
10/9/2007 (W at Cryptic Stench)	6	3	3	1
10/11/2007 (W vs Oilers)	7	4	3	1
10/14/2007 (W vs Stop Staring at my Chest)	6	4	2	1
10/16/2007 (W at Grenades)	11	7	4	1
10/21/2007 (W at Short Bus Boys)	4	4	0	1
10/23/2007 (L vs Prosperity Mapleleafs)	5	3	2	1
Regular Season Totals as a Player:	69	46	23	9

Stats as a Goalie
Game	Sv%	Shots	Saves	Min	GP
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